whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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