i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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