ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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