i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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