It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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