Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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