you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
NoShamevember. You game?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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