i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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