The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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