would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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