i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
