i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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