bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize
