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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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