i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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