Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
