Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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