i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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