i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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