That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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