She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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