Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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