Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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