Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
this hospital has no fireball
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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