I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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