what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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