no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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