thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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