i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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