dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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