"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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