Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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