fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
