He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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