She said her name was "party"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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