i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm always down for nudity.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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