I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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