I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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