I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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