Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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