WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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