im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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