So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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