She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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