He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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