i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
