I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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