You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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