So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize