If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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