I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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