I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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