I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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